Defn: a human male displaying evidence of devolution - exhibits distinctive "caveman-like" tendencies. This man often dribbles in public places; cannot drink a beverage without spilling it on himself, the floor or someone else; may also run into objects like lampposts & bushes; has a definite "sloopish & short legged" running style that is slow and low to the ground, often resulting in the dragging of knuckles.

These throwback neanderthals, along with their questionable diet, should clearly be avoided.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Greenland Trail Green light

Hill repeats on tap for later today.  Not sure what is going on in the space between my ears - but I am looking forward to it.

Not that I am expecting anyone else to show up - but anyone and everyone is invited.  Parking / leaving the County Line Rd trailhead (of Greenland Trail) at 5 pm, will jog the mile across to Kipps Loop - then push up 1.5 miles (about 280 ft), ease back down - then up 1 mile (about 200 ft), back down - then 1 more up of 1.5 miles, back down and then back to the trailhead.

Should end up being 10 miles, probably in some wind and could be a little muddy due to last nights (somewhat epic, if not - at least interesting) thunderstorms.

From there, it will be home for (my son's) birthday cake.  Maybe that is why I am looking forward to running - cause after the run I will eat cake, washed down with ice-cream. 

I should be fat, fortunately I'm not.


  1. Ran Greenland trails today. They are in excellent shape. Have fun!

  2. Wait - was it an invite for the repeats or the ice cream?

  3. GZ - old New Zealand proverb: "he who shares trails shall be rewarded, he who takes my ice cream - I will fight you"