Defn: a human male displaying evidence of devolution - exhibits distinctive "caveman-like" tendencies. This man often dribbles in public places; cannot drink a beverage without spilling it on himself, the floor or someone else; may also run into objects like lampposts & bushes; has a definite "sloopish & short legged" running style that is slow and low to the ground, often resulting in the dragging of knuckles.

These throwback neanderthals, along with their questionable diet, should clearly be avoided.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

10 year old "problems"

My wife passed this story along to me.  She was the car pool driver for my oldest daughter's soccer practice yesterday.  

They had dropped off 2 girls, with one more to go before my wife and daughter came home - driving away from the 2nd girls house, my wife turned right onto a road she was familair with to get to the last girls house. 

That girl said "You know you you can go left to get my house".  My wife responded: "I really don't do well with Subdivisions".  The response: "I really don't do well with math, multiplication is okay, but subdivisions are hard for me too".

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