Defn: a human male displaying evidence of devolution - exhibits distinctive "caveman-like" tendencies. This man often dribbles in public places; cannot drink a beverage without spilling it on himself, the floor or someone else; may also run into objects like lampposts & bushes; has a definite "sloopish & short legged" running style that is slow and low to the ground, often resulting in the dragging of knuckles.
These throwback neanderthals, along with their questionable diet, should clearly be avoided.
That is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteMight be out at Greenland Saturday for some miles FYI.
Unfortunately I can probably be accused of running a little like all of those styles.
ReplyDeleteGot all day (kids) Soccer on Saturday, but I'm planning on Greenland / Spruce long combo on Sunday
Oooh - calling for windy Sunday :-0 Will let you know if the schedule changes!
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